"THE CLICKING OF CUTHBERT" (1922)
  "Waiter!" 
   "Sir?" 
   The young man pointed at the bag with every evidence of distaste. "You may have these clubs," he said. "Take them away. If you don't want them yourself, give them to one of the caddies." 
   Across the room the Oldest Member gazed at him with a grave sadness through the smoke of his pipe. His eye was deep and dreamy, -- the eyes of a man who, as the poet says, has seen Golf steadily and seen it whole.
   "You are giving up golf?" he said.  He was not unprepared for such an attitude on the young man's part:  from his eyrie on the terrace above the nineth green he had observed him start out on the afternoon's round and seen him lose a couple of balls in the lake at the second hole after taking seven strokes at the first.
   "Yes!" cried the young man fiercely. "For ever dammit! Footling game! Blanked infernal fat-headed silly ass of a game! Nothing but a waste of time."
   The Sage winced.  " Don't say that, my boy."
 . . . what follows is a dashed good yarn about how good golf won fair lady.

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