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Although it creates a slight anachronism, this site makes use of Macromedia^® Flash^TM software. To view the introduction you need Macromedia Flash Player, a plug-in for your Web Browser that can play the content.
	Why not download and install it now? Just click on the link.
If you'd prefer not to install right now, you can still visit our bathtub gin version, which does not require Macromedia Flash Player. It is perfectly fine, but there is no floor show. Check here if you want to bypass this notice and go directly to our alternate site on future visits.