I'd be naked if I had no topic!

My thesis statement must cover the subject.
Evidence of the problem.
Evidence of the solution.
Long words to add sparingly.
A problem/solution pattern would add spice to my outfit.
Dame Rhetoric must go to the Senate today to inspire a speaker. But no lady wants to appear in public half dressed! Can you fit her with the appropriate garb to make her speech effective? Just drag the item to her body. By the way, the bathing suit stays -- the monks would have it no other way!
How about a crowning metaphor?