Looks like somebody's lost!

That's the trouble with speakeasies -- always moving around. The file you want probably decided to spend the weekend in Havana.

If you're not a temperance man, feel free to visit the bar.

Auditions for fan dancers is on alternate Tuesdays.

If you're a copper, all we serve is ginger ale. Really. It's not our fault if a customer sneaks in a hip flask, is it?